Etiquette Lessons


Two southern ladies are sitting on a porch one afternoon.
The first lady say to the second lady “When my first child was born my husband bought me this diamond ring”
Second lady says “That’s nice!”
The lady says “When my second child was born he bought me this mansion.”
Second lady says “That’s nice!”
The first says “What did your husband buy you when your first child was born?”
The second lady says “Etiquette lessons.”
The first lady says “Etiquette lessons? What for my dear?”
The first lady says “So, I can say that’s nice instead of F* you.”

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